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You will never be a platform engineer. You have no tooling, no namespacing, no You will never be a platform engineer. You have no tooling, no namespacing, no
developer agency. You are a sysadmin twisted by buzzwords and job titles into a developer agency. You are a sysadmin twisted by buzzwords and job titles into a
crude mockery of crude mockery of [BOFH's](https://bofh.bjash.com/) perfection. All the
[BOFH's](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastard_Operator_From_Hell) perfection. "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back developers
All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back mock you. Your boss is disgusted and ashamed of you, your "cloud support agent"
developers mock you. Your boss is disgusted and ashamed of you, your "cloud laughs at your ghoulish infrastructure behind closed doors. Developers are
support agent" laughs at your ghoulish infrastructure behind closed doors. utterly repulsed by you. Decades of tooling advancements have allowed developers
Developers are utterly repulsed by you. Decades of tooling advancements have to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even "DevOps Engineers" who
allowed developers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even "DevOps "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a developer. Your decrepit Git repos are a
Engineers" who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a developer. Your decrepit dead giveaway. And even if you manage to convince a developer to follow your
Git repos are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to convince a developer to processes, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased,
follow your processes, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of infected Terraform modules. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile
your diseased, infected Terraform modules. You will never be happy. You wrench every single morning and tell yourself it's gonna be ok, but deep inside you
out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's gonna be ok, but feel the AWS costs creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the
deep inside you feel the AWS costs creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you unbearable weight. Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll turn in your 2
under the unbearable weight. Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll turn weeks' notice, cry in the bathroom, `terraform apply` to production, and plunge
in your 2 weeks' notice, cry in the bathroom, `terraform apply` to production, into the cold abyss. Developers will find you, heartbroken but relieved that
and plunge into the cold abyss. Developers will find you, heartbroken but they no longer have to live with the unbearable processes and procedures.
relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable processes and They'll fire you with cause under 'incompetence', and every recruiter for the
procedures. They'll fire you with cause under 'incompetence', and every rest of eternity will know you're a shitty sysadmin. Your body will decay and go
recruiter for the rest of eternity will know you're a shitty sysadmin. Your body back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is an archived repo
will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is that has your full name attached to it. This is your fate. This is what you
an archived repo that has your full name attached to it. This is your fate. This chose. There is no turning back.
is what you chose. There is no turning back.