diff --git a/Kernel/Arch/x86/Processor.h b/Kernel/Arch/x86/Processor.h
index b267b47c70..eeb304ff18 100644
--- a/Kernel/Arch/x86/Processor.h
+++ b/Kernel/Arch/x86/Processor.h
@@ -424,7 +424,7 @@ public:
     FlatPtr init_context(Thread& thread, bool leave_crit);
     static Vector<FlatPtr> capture_stack_trace(Thread& thread, size_t max_frames = 0);
 
-    String platform_string() const;
+    static StringView platform_string();
 };
 
 template<typename T>
diff --git a/Kernel/Arch/x86/i386/Processor.cpp b/Kernel/Arch/x86/i386/Processor.cpp
index 9772eac965..7fcb0aa3ea 100644
--- a/Kernel/Arch/x86/i386/Processor.cpp
+++ b/Kernel/Arch/x86/i386/Processor.cpp
@@ -58,9 +58,9 @@ NAKED void do_assume_context(Thread*, u32)
     // clang-format on
 }
 
-String Processor::platform_string() const
+StringView Processor::platform_string()
 {
-    return "i386";
+    return "i386"sv;
 }
 
 FlatPtr Processor::init_context(Thread& thread, bool leave_crit)
diff --git a/Kernel/Arch/x86/x86_64/Processor.cpp b/Kernel/Arch/x86/x86_64/Processor.cpp
index 6ab4d907c0..3c77a0e796 100644
--- a/Kernel/Arch/x86/x86_64/Processor.cpp
+++ b/Kernel/Arch/x86/x86_64/Processor.cpp
@@ -53,9 +53,9 @@ NAKED void do_assume_context(Thread*, u32)
     // clang-format on
 }
 
-String Processor::platform_string() const
+StringView Processor::platform_string()
 {
-    return "x86_64";
+    return "x86_64"sv;
 }
 
 // FIXME: For the most part this is a copy of the i386-specific function, get rid of the code duplication
diff --git a/Kernel/Syscalls/execve.cpp b/Kernel/Syscalls/execve.cpp
index bd7ed2b706..de55afc2f0 100644
--- a/Kernel/Syscalls/execve.cpp
+++ b/Kernel/Syscalls/execve.cpp
@@ -707,7 +707,7 @@ static Vector<ELF::AuxiliaryValue> generate_auxiliary_vector(FlatPtr load_base,
     auxv.append({ ELF::AuxiliaryValue::Gid, (long)gid });
     auxv.append({ ELF::AuxiliaryValue::EGid, (long)egid });
 
-    auxv.append({ ELF::AuxiliaryValue::Platform, Processor::current().platform_string() });
+    auxv.append({ ELF::AuxiliaryValue::Platform, Processor::platform_string() });
     // FIXME: This is platform specific
     auxv.append({ ELF::AuxiliaryValue::HwCap, (long)CPUID(1).edx() });