diff --git a/.github/workflows/cmake.yml b/.github/workflows/cmake.yml
index ceed8df089..8eea0379fa 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/cmake.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/cmake.yml
@@ -238,33 +238,3 @@ jobs:
         ASAN_OPTIONS: "strict_string_checks=1:check_initialization_order=1:strict_init_order=1"
         UBSAN_OPTIONS: "print_stacktrace=1:print_summary=1:halt_on_error=1"
       if: ${{ matrix.with-fuzzers == 'NO_FUZZ' }}
-
-  notify_irc:
-    needs: [build_and_test_serenity, build_and_test_lagom]
-    runs-on: ubuntu-20.04
-    if: always() && github.repository == 'SerenityOS/serenity' && (github.event_name == 'pull_request' || (github.event_name == 'push' && github.ref == 'refs/heads/master'))
-
-    steps:
-    - uses: actions/checkout@v2
-    # Sets environment variable env.WORKFLOW_CONCLUSION to one of [neutral, success, skipped, cancelled, timed_out, action_required, failure]
-    # depending on result of all needs jobs
-    - uses: technote-space/workflow-conclusion-action@v2
-
-    # === NOTIFICATIONS ===
-
-    - name: Dump event info
-      if: always()
-      # Usually unnecessary, but insanely useful if IRC notifications fail.
-      run: |
-        cat <<"EOF"
-        ${{ toJSON(github.event) }}
-        ${{ toJSON(needs) }}
-        EOF
-    - name: Generate IRC message
-      if: always()
-      run: |
-        ${{ github.workspace }}/Meta/notify_irc.py <<"EOF"
-        ["${{ github.actor }}", ${{ github.run_id }}, "${{ env.WORKFLOW_CONCLUSION }}",
-        ${{ toJSON(github.event) }}
-        ]
-        EOF
diff --git a/Meta/notify_irc.py b/Meta/notify_irc.py
deleted file mode 100755
index c8e0eaeed6..0000000000
--- a/Meta/notify_irc.py
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,117 +0,0 @@
-#!/usr/bin/env python3
-
-import json
-import sys
-import requests
-
-# Must be exactly three lines each!
-# No trailing newline! (I.e. keep it as backslash-newline-tripleapostrophe.)
-TEMPLATE_PUSH = '''\
-{commit}{post_commit} (pushed master: {status}) {compare} https://github.com/SerenityOS/serenity/actions/runs/{run_id}\
-'''
-TEMPLATE_PR = '''\
-{title} ({actor} {action}: {status}) {link} https://github.com/SerenityOS/serenity/actions/runs/{run_id}\
-'''
-SERENITY_BOT = 'http://94.130.182.143:8080'
-
-
-def compute_lines(wrapper):
-    actor, run_id, raw_status, event = wrapper
-
-    if raw_status == 'success':
-        status = 'The build passed.'
-    elif raw_status == 'failure':
-        status = 'The build failed.'
-    else:
-        status = 'The build {}(?)'.format(raw_status)
-
-    if 'action' not in event:
-        # This is a push.
-        if 'commits' not in event or not event['commits']:
-            show_msg = '??? (No commits in event?!)'
-            post_commit = ''
-        else:
-            commits = event['commits']
-            show_commit = commits[-1]['message']
-            if 'skip ci' in show_commit or 'ci skip' in show_commit:
-                print('User requested to skip IRC notification. Okay!')
-                return False
-            # First line of the last commit:
-            show_msg = show_commit.split('\n')[0]
-            if len(commits) == 1:
-                post_commit = ''
-            elif len(commits) == 2:
-                post_commit = ' (+1 commit)'
-            else:
-                post_commit = ' (+{} commits)'.format(len(commits))
-        return TEMPLATE_PUSH.format(
-            actor=actor,
-            status=status,
-            run_id=run_id,
-            commit=show_msg,
-            post_commit=post_commit,
-            compare=event.get('compare', '???'),
-        )
-    elif 'pull_request' in event:
-        # This is a PR.
-        raw_action = event['action']
-        pull_request = event['pull_request']
-        # actor, until here, is whoever caused the action to run -
-        # if it's a PR we want the author's name in the notification.
-        actor = pull_request['user']['login']
-        if raw_action == 'opened':
-            action = 'opened'
-        elif raw_action == 'reopened':
-            # Reduce spam, don't notify about reopened PRs
-            return False
-        elif raw_action == 'synchronize':
-            # Reduce spam, don't notify about PR updates
-            return False
-        else:
-            action = '{}(?)'.format(raw_action)
-        if pull_request.get('draft', True):
-            print("This is a draft PR, so IRC won't be notified.")
-            print('Note: No rebuild occurs when the PR is "un-drafted"!')
-            return False
-        return TEMPLATE_PR.format(
-            actor=actor,
-            action=action,
-            status=status,
-            run_id=run_id,
-            title=pull_request.get('title', '???'),
-            link=pull_request.get('_links', {}).get('html', {}).get('href', '???'),
-        )
-    else:
-        print('Unrecognized event type?!')
-        return False
-
-
-def send_notification(line):
-    """Send a message to IRC channel via HTTP bridge.
-
-    Ars:
-        line (str): message to send
-    """
-
-    print('> ' + line)
-    try:
-        response = requests.post(SERENITY_BOT, data={'msg': line})
-    except BaseException as e:
-        print('Notification failed: {}: {}'.format(type(e), e))
-    else:
-        print('Notification result: HTTP {}'.format(response.status_code))
-
-
-def run_on(json_string):
-    wrapper = json.loads(json_string)
-    line = compute_lines(wrapper)
-    if line:
-        send_notification(line)
-
-
-def run():
-    run_on(sys.stdin.read())
-
-
-if __name__ == '__main__':
-    run()