diff --git a/Userland/DevTools/UserspaceEmulator/Emulator.cpp b/Userland/DevTools/UserspaceEmulator/Emulator.cpp
index 0c9ea2c73a..307ed2b1d0 100644
--- a/Userland/DevTools/UserspaceEmulator/Emulator.cpp
+++ b/Userland/DevTools/UserspaceEmulator/Emulator.cpp
@@ -248,23 +248,26 @@ int Emulator::exec()
     // X86::ELFSymbolProvider symbol_provider(*m_elf);
     X86::ELFSymbolProvider* symbol_provider = nullptr;
 
-    bool trace = false;
+    constexpr bool trace = false;
 
     while (!m_shutdown) {
         m_cpu.save_base_eip();
 
         auto insn = X86::Instruction::from_stream(m_cpu, true, true);
 
-        if (trace)
+        if constexpr (trace) {
             outln("{:p}  \033[33;1m{}\033[0m", m_cpu.base_eip(), insn.to_string(m_cpu.base_eip(), symbol_provider));
+        }
 
         (m_cpu.*insn.handler())(insn);
 
-        if (trace)
+        if constexpr (trace) {
             m_cpu.dump();
+        }
 
-        if (m_pending_signals)
+        if (m_pending_signals) [[unlikely]] {
             dispatch_one_pending_signal();
+        }
     }
 
     if (auto* tracer = malloc_tracer())
diff --git a/Userland/DevTools/UserspaceEmulator/SoftCPU.cpp b/Userland/DevTools/UserspaceEmulator/SoftCPU.cpp
index 5f7e2892ff..98383a2991 100644
--- a/Userland/DevTools/UserspaceEmulator/SoftCPU.cpp
+++ b/Userland/DevTools/UserspaceEmulator/SoftCPU.cpp
@@ -66,17 +66,17 @@ static inline Dest bit_cast(Source source)
 }
 
 template<typename T>
-void warn_if_uninitialized(T value_with_shadow, const char* message)
+ALWAYS_INLINE void warn_if_uninitialized(T value_with_shadow, const char* message)
 {
-    if (value_with_shadow.is_uninitialized()) {
+    if (value_with_shadow.is_uninitialized()) [[unlikely]] {
         reportln("\033[31;1mWarning! Use of uninitialized value: {}\033[0m\n", message);
         Emulator::the().dump_backtrace();
     }
 }
 
-void SoftCPU::warn_if_flags_tainted(const char* message) const
+ALWAYS_INLINE void SoftCPU::warn_if_flags_tainted(const char* message) const
 {
-    if (m_flags_tainted) {
+    if (m_flags_tainted) [[unlikely]] {
         reportln("\n=={}==  \033[31;1mConditional depends on uninitialized data\033[0m ({})\n", getpid(), message);
         Emulator::the().dump_backtrace();
     }
diff --git a/Userland/Libraries/LibX86/Instruction.h b/Userland/Libraries/LibX86/Instruction.h
index 0473841724..62debebd9c 100644
--- a/Userland/Libraries/LibX86/Instruction.h
+++ b/Userland/Libraries/LibX86/Instruction.h
@@ -833,7 +833,7 @@ ALWAYS_INLINE Instruction::Instruction(InstructionStreamType& stream, bool o32,
             m_descriptor = &m_descriptor->slashes[rm() & 7];
     }
 
-    if (!m_descriptor->mnemonic) {
+    if (!m_descriptor->mnemonic) [[unlikely]] {
         if (has_sub_op()) {
             if (has_slash)
                 fprintf(stderr, "Instruction %02X %02X /%u not understood\n", m_op, m_sub_op, slash());