Meta: Scale back overly informal user-facing strings

We were getting a little overly memey in some places, so let's scale
things back to business-casual.

Informal language is fine in comments, commits and debug logs,
but let's keep the runtime nice and presentable. :^)

Base/etc/group

@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 root:x:0:
-goodboys:x:1:anon
+wheel:x:1:anon
 tty:x:2:
 phys:x:3:window,anon
 audio:x:4:anon

Kernel/Arch/i386/CPU.cpp

@@ -176,7 +176,7 @@ void handle_crash(RegisterState& regs, const char* description, int signal, bool
     dump(regs);
 
     if (Process::current->is_ring0()) {
-        klog() << "Oh shit, we've crashed in ring 0 :(";
+        klog() << "Crash in ring 0 :(";
         dump_backtrace();
         hang();
     }
@@ -819,7 +819,7 @@ void cpu_setup()
     if (g_cpu_supports_rdrand) {
         klog() << "x86: Using RDRAND for good randomness";
     } else {
-        klog() << "x86: No RDRAND support detected. Randomness will be shitty";
+        klog() << "x86: No RDRAND support detected, randomness will be poor";
     }
 }
 

Kernel/Heap/kmalloc.cpp

@@ -142,7 +142,7 @@ void* kmalloc_impl(size_t size)
 
     if (g_kmalloc_bytes_free < real_size) {
         Kernel::dump_backtrace();
-        klog() << "kmalloc(): PANIC! Out of memory (sucks, dude)\nsum_free=" << g_kmalloc_bytes_free << ", real_size=" << real_size;
+        klog() << "kmalloc(): PANIC! Out of memory\nsum_free=" << g_kmalloc_bytes_free << ", real_size=" << real_size;
         Kernel::hang();
     }
 

Libraries/LibC/getopt.cpp

@@ -190,7 +190,7 @@ int OptionParser::handle_short_option()
     bool ok = lookup_short_option(option, needs_value);
     if (!ok) {
         optopt = option;
-        report_error("Unrecognized option \033[1m-%c\033[22m, dude", option);
+        report_error("Unrecognized option \033[1m-%c\033[22m", option);
         return '?';
     }
 
@@ -218,7 +218,7 @@ int OptionParser::handle_short_option()
             optarg = m_argv[m_arg_index + 1];
             m_consumed_args = 2;
         } else {
-            report_error("Missing value for option \033[1m-%c\033[22m, dude", option);
+            report_error("Missing value for option \033[1m-%c\033[22m", option);
             return '?';
         }
     }
@@ -266,7 +266,7 @@ int OptionParser::handle_long_option()
 
     auto* option = lookup_long_option(m_argv[m_arg_index] + 2);
     if (!option) {
-        report_error("Unrecognized option \033[1m%s\033[22m, dude", m_argv[m_arg_index]);
+        report_error("Unrecognized option \033[1m%s\033[22m", m_argv[m_arg_index]);
         return '?';
     }
     // lookup_long_option() will also set optarg if the value of the option is
@@ -278,7 +278,7 @@ int OptionParser::handle_long_option()
     switch (option->has_arg) {
     case no_argument:
         if (optarg) {
-            report_error("Option \033[1m--%s\033[22m doesn't accept an argument, dude", option->name);
+            report_error("Option \033[1m--%s\033[22m doesn't accept an argument", option->name);
             return '?';
         }
         m_consumed_args = 1;
@@ -295,7 +295,7 @@ int OptionParser::handle_long_option()
             optarg = m_argv[m_arg_index + 1];
             m_consumed_args = 2;
         } else {
-            report_error("Missing value for option \033[1m--%s\033[22m, dude", option->name);
+            report_error("Missing value for option \033[1m--%s\033[22m", option->name);
             return '?';
         }
         break;

Meta/build-root-filesystem.sh

@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
 
 set -e
 
-goodboys_gid=1
+wheel_gid=1
 tty_gid=2
 phys_gid=3
 audio_gid=4
@@ -36,8 +36,8 @@ chmod 660 mnt/etc/WindowServer/WindowServer.ini
 chown $window_uid:$window_gid mnt/etc/WindowServer/WindowServer.ini
 echo "/bin/sh" > mnt/etc/shells
 
-chown 0:$goodboys_gid mnt/bin/su
+chown 0:$wheel_gid mnt/bin/su
-chown 0:$goodboys_gid mnt/bin/KeyboardSettings
+chown 0:$wheel_gid mnt/bin/KeyboardSettings
 chown 0:$phys_gid mnt/bin/shutdown
 chown 0:$phys_gid mnt/bin/reboot
 chown 0:0 mnt/boot/Kernel

Services/WebServer/Client.cpp

@@ -78,7 +78,7 @@ void Client::handle_request(ByteBuffer raw_request)
     }
 
     if (request.method() != HTTP::HttpRequest::Method::GET) {
-        send_error_response(403, "Forbidden, bro!", request);
+        send_error_response(403, "Forbidden!", request);
         return;
     }
 
@@ -115,7 +115,7 @@ void Client::handle_request(ByteBuffer raw_request)
 
     auto file = Core::File::construct(real_path);
     if (!file->open(Core::File::ReadOnly)) {
-        send_error_response(404, "Not found, bro!", request);
+        send_error_response(404, "Not found!", request);
         return;
     }
 

Shell/Shell.cpp

@@ -339,7 +339,7 @@ int Shell::builtin_exit(int, const char**)
 {
     if (!jobs.is_empty()) {
         if (!m_should_ignore_jobs_on_next_exit) {
-            printf("Shell: Hey dude, you have %zu active job%s, run 'exit' again to really exit.\n", jobs.size(), jobs.size() > 1 ? "s" : "");
+            printf("Shell: You have %zu active job%s, run 'exit' again to really exit.\n", jobs.size(), jobs.size() > 1 ? "s" : "");
             m_should_ignore_jobs_on_next_exit = true;
             return 1;
         }

Userland/cat.cpp

@@ -35,21 +35,6 @@
 #include <string.h>
 #include <unistd.h>
 
-bool detect_useless_use_of_cat(int argc)
-{
-    // I can think of somewhat valid uses of zero-argument cat
-    // from a tty to a pipe, so let's allow those.
-    if (argc != 2)
-        return false;
-
-    struct stat statbuf;
-    int rc = fstat(1, &statbuf);
-    if (rc < 0)
-        return false;
-
-    return S_ISFIFO(statbuf.st_mode);
-}
-
 int main(int argc, char** argv)
 {
     if (pledge("stdio rpath", nullptr) < 0) {
@@ -63,9 +48,6 @@ int main(int argc, char** argv)
     args_parser.add_positional_argument(paths, "File path", "path", Core::ArgsParser::Required::No);
     args_parser.parse(argc, argv);
 
-    if (detect_useless_use_of_cat(argc))
-        fprintf(stderr, "\033[34;1mMeow! Useless use of cat detected\033[0m\n");
-
     Vector<int> fds;
     if (!paths.is_empty()) {
         for (const char* path : paths) {