diff --git a/Base/res/fortunes.json b/Base/res/fortunes.json
index 52bdb432cc..63927f568b 100644
--- a/Base/res/fortunes.json
+++ b/Base/res/fortunes.json
@@ -222,5 +222,25 @@
     "author": "awesomekling",
     "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830525031720943627/959405975339696168",
     "utc_time": 1648810617
+  },
+  {
+    "quote": "do you want sonar cloud's eyes to bleed",
+    "author": "Andrew Kaster",
+    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/831544568767578162/959529719789928551",
+    "utc_time": 1648840112,
+    "context": "Nobody cares about the formatting of generated code, except SonarCloud."
+  },
+  {
+    "quote": "science man make picture of bright light",
+    "author":"Andrew Kaster",
+    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/831544568767578162/959570790393733160",
+    "utc_time": 1648849904,
+    "context": "Explaining state-of-the-art astronomy research"
+  },
+  {
+    "quote": "I think a Monte Carlo simulation is where your French Jupityr notebook is falsely accused of treason, arrested without trial, is jailed on an island, escapes, and then returns to Paris to avenge its wrongful imprisonment with a bunch of RAM",
+    "author": "Andrew Kaster",
+    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/831544568767578162/959571489076690994",
+    "utc_time": 1648850070
   }
 ]