This was a workaround to be able to build on case-insensitive file
systems where it might get confused about <string.h> vs <String.h>.
Let's just not support building that way, so String.h can have an
objectively nicer name. :^)
I was able to get parsing time down to about 1/3 of the original time
by using callgrind+kcachegrind. There's definitely more improvements
that can be made here, but I'm gonna be happy with this for now. :^)
Instead of aborting the program when we hit an assertion, just print a
message and keep going.
This allows us to write tests that provoke assertions on purpose.
